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[cashe]

Ashe here. These things been 'round long enough. Y'know what to do.

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[cashe]

You thought I meant that sexually? I meant it more as payback.
I told you about the time he tied me to the payload right?
That wasn't kinky.
That was rude.

Okay so let me get this straight. You are mad at your father because he likes cookies that you can't make in Maine?
Why not just ask for B.O.B.'s help. He's programed to correct recipes as needed.

[tagartist]

yeah, yeah, your good ol' cowboy stand off, complete with epic staring contests and witty dialogue

I'M NOT GONNA LET THESE FUCKING COOKIES DEFEAT ME, ARE YOU KIDDING

[cashe]

I feel like I may be being made fun of right about now.
You just wish you had an attractive cowboy or girl to stare at before breaking out into a good old fashioned game of chicken.

Bitching while refusing to give up.
You get that from me.

[tagartist]

i mean i can't deny that

i noticed. vaguely gesturing at everything with you and dad.

[cashe]

It was perfect, just the right amount of sarcasm and cutting truth.
Look I'm proud again.

C'mon on, I tried real hard to bitch AND give up on that one.

[tagartist]

bullshit mama, you couldn't even bring yourself to shoot him

[cashe]

You and B.O.B.! I swear to God. Doubting my convictions. Do I half ass anything?

[tagartist]

did you want me to answer that honestly

[cashe]

ANYWAY.

Let's go back to talking about your daddy being a pain in the ass.

[tagartist]

idk i think we should delve more deeply into this topic

[cashe]

Yes.

The topic of your daddy being a pain in the ass.

[tagartist]

i was thinking more the topic of how you pretended you hated him but you definitely did not

[cashe]

Oh no. That was authentic. I am just starting to think maybe you can have more than one feeling for a person.

[tagartist]

you know there is a difference between being angry, hurt, and resentful and full on hating someone
right???
this is important mom, i need to gauge how out of touch you are with the proper spectrum of emotion

[cashe]

[ What the hell? ]

Come on! This is the topic of why I am a pain in the ass.

[tagartist]

well yeah
it is

[cashe]

This is supposed to be about your daddy.

[tagartist]

you're right i'm sorry
so










tell me how you feel about daddy

[cashe]

[ This feels unfair. And it's treading into uncomfortable territory. Feelings? What are those?

There is a lot of erasing and typing on this one. ]

I don't know!

He confuses me and he makes me feel all kinds of things. I don't know where to start or explain it.

He makes me mad. He makes me happy. The one thing I can't seem to feel for him is indifference.

Happy?

[tagartist]

yes :)
sounds like you like him a lot

[cashe]

Not by choice! My life would be a whole lot easier if I could just shoot him.

[tagartist]

we never CHOOSE who we fall for, that'd make life way too fucking convenient

[cashe]

Wouldn't it just.

What are you looking for here Chloe?
If you are hoping I'll detail some declarations of love, that's not so much how I work. Love's a dangerous word.

[tagartist]

i just like knowing you care about him. it doesn't have to be love. but you guys are so happy when you're together and i think you both deserve that.

[cashe]

Fiiiiiiiiine.
When he isn't driving me crazy, he makes me happier than anything or anyone else ever has. Not really sure what that means.