you know there is a difference between being angry, hurt, and resentful and full on hating someone right??? this is important mom, i need to gauge how out of touch you are with the proper spectrum of emotion
With you making cookies for him, I haven't figured out what to give him for Christmas. You either. Or B.O.B. Or some of these kids I keep an eye on. Or this one little cowgirl I know. I don't buy presents. Maybe it'd be weird if I gave anyone anything. I don't like this place. No one expects anything from me back. They just let me be a bitch. And high end criminals don't tend to give gifts. Unless it's peace offerings to other gangs. Did I mention I don't like this place?
i'd say get him a pony but we already use THAT gag up on his birthday. i don't really need anything for christmas, though. and you should get B.O.B. a bowtie to go with his bowler cap. idk about the kids or tiny cowgirls tho. you're on your own there.
no one's expecting anything of you, mama. gifts are from the heart, they're not obligations, and they'll love whatever you get them. that's how friendship works. you just have high expectations for yourself because you want them to know how much you care.
That was hilarious! I just wish I could have seen the look on his face that that little girl showed up. He hasn't gotten me back yet. I like the bowtie idea. I bet he would too. Good. B.O.B. gets a bowtie. You are getting a present. Like it or not. Everyone's getting dynamite. You take that back!
he hasn't tried to prank me either, clearly he's gettin soft in his old age alright alright i'm not gonna complain esp if it's dynamite take what back 😇
Or he's waiting us out. Soon as you think he's forgotten, he'll get you. Don't flatter yourself, I'm buying you a barbie playhouse. That I'm soft. Those words have never been said about me, and you ain't gonna start now.
just what i always wanted!!!!!!!!! what's wrong with being soft? you might be a badass criminal who'll kill anyone who crosses you, but you're a marshmallow inside for people liiiiiiiiiiiike me
Shame I don't have my old dollhouse to give you. That would actually be an impressive gift. You know, I don't hate the metaphor after all. Only I'm one of those marshmallows you stick all the way into the fire until it lights up and then it's all crispy and only the strongest can stomach the outer layer.
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right???
this is important mom, i need to gauge how out of touch you are with the proper spectrum of emotion
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Come on! This is the topic of why I am a pain in the ass.
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it is
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so
tell me how you feel about daddy
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I don't know!
He confuses me and he makes me feel all kinds of things. I don't know where to start or explain it.
He makes me mad. He makes me happy. The one thing I can't seem to feel for him is indifference.
Happy?
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sounds like you like him a lot
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What are you looking for here Chloe?
If you are hoping I'll detail some declarations of love, that's not so much how I work. Love's a dangerous word.
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When he isn't driving me crazy, he makes me happier than anything or anyone else ever has. Not really sure what that means.
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i'm just glad he does
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With you making cookies for him, I haven't figured out what to give him for Christmas.
You either.
Or B.O.B.
Or some of these kids I keep an eye on.
Or this one little cowgirl I know.
I don't buy presents. Maybe it'd be weird if I gave anyone anything.
I don't like this place.
No one expects anything from me back.
They just let me be a bitch.
And high end criminals don't tend to give gifts.
Unless it's peace offerings to other gangs.
Did I mention I don't like this place?
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i don't really need anything for christmas, though. and you should get B.O.B. a bowtie to go with his bowler cap. idk about the kids or tiny cowgirls tho. you're on your own there.
no one's expecting anything of you, mama. gifts are from the heart, they're not obligations, and they'll love whatever you get them. that's how friendship works. you just have high expectations for yourself because you want them to know how much you care.
you're a softy 😝
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I like the bowtie idea. I bet he would too. Good. B.O.B. gets a bowtie.
You are getting a present. Like it or not.
Everyone's getting dynamite.
You take that back!
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alright alright i'm not gonna complain
esp if it's dynamite
take what back 😇
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Don't flatter yourself, I'm buying you a barbie playhouse.
That I'm soft. Those words have never been said about me, and you ain't gonna start now.
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what's wrong with being soft? you might be a badass criminal who'll kill anyone who crosses you, but you're a marshmallow inside for people liiiiiiiiiiiike
me
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Now did you have anything else you needed, or just to complain about the cookies your Daddy likes?
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thanks for listnening, mama
love you