That was hilarious! I just wish I could have seen the look on his face that that little girl showed up. He hasn't gotten me back yet. I like the bowtie idea. I bet he would too. Good. B.O.B. gets a bowtie. You are getting a present. Like it or not. Everyone's getting dynamite. You take that back!
he hasn't tried to prank me either, clearly he's gettin soft in his old age alright alright i'm not gonna complain esp if it's dynamite take what back 😇
Or he's waiting us out. Soon as you think he's forgotten, he'll get you. Don't flatter yourself, I'm buying you a barbie playhouse. That I'm soft. Those words have never been said about me, and you ain't gonna start now.
just what i always wanted!!!!!!!!! what's wrong with being soft? you might be a badass criminal who'll kill anyone who crosses you, but you're a marshmallow inside for people liiiiiiiiiiiike me
Shame I don't have my old dollhouse to give you. That would actually be an impressive gift. You know, I don't hate the metaphor after all. Only I'm one of those marshmallows you stick all the way into the fire until it lights up and then it's all crispy and only the strongest can stomach the outer layer.
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I like the bowtie idea. I bet he would too. Good. B.O.B. gets a bowtie.
You are getting a present. Like it or not.
Everyone's getting dynamite.
You take that back!
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alright alright i'm not gonna complain
esp if it's dynamite
take what back 😇
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Don't flatter yourself, I'm buying you a barbie playhouse.
That I'm soft. Those words have never been said about me, and you ain't gonna start now.
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what's wrong with being soft? you might be a badass criminal who'll kill anyone who crosses you, but you're a marshmallow inside for people liiiiiiiiiiiike
me
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Now did you have anything else you needed, or just to complain about the cookies your Daddy likes?
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thanks for listnening, mama
love you