deerlyBeloved profile

[cashe]

deerlyBeloved: calamity Part biker chick, part cowgirl; this would be socialite tossed her trust fund to the side in order to get her hands dirty with the people from the wrong side of the tracks. It’s worked out for her though as this sugar mama seems to have a penchant for success in any situation she puts herself into. Sure to light a fire in the bedroom (and possibly the surrounding area), she’s likely to rock your world so long as you let her keep control. Like anything explosive, she should be handled with care, because there is more to this wild filly than just her hot temper and strong makeup game. But unless you are the unique individual that manages to reign her in, expect to wake up to an empty bed in the morning. Fair warning though, if you leave first, well...she’s got a giant weapon enhanced omnic to do her bidding and a flare for revenge.

( Elizabeth Caledonia Ashe | 39 | female | On Top )

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un: top price

[tagartist]

[ She is drunk and need of distraction, clearly. ]

caledonia????

[cashe]

Family name.

[tagartist]

lol that fucking blooooows

nice sex pref tho, 10/10, i think anyone would be happy to be topped by you

[cashe]

Yup. That's why they call me Calamity actually, had to come up with something else for the C to represent.

Well sweetheart, I've never heard a complaint.

[tagartist]

classic. i like it. what's wrong with elizabeth?

i fucking bet not

[cashe]

My parents gave it to me.

Watch your language.

[tagartist]

didn't they give you "ashe" too?

... yes ma'am

[cashe]

Technically I just inherited that one. And a few of people can get away with calling me Liz. Even fewer can call me Lizzie. But it's not some big secret it's my name. We got a lot of last names in our network.

Besides, it's kind of amusing when you think about how much I enjoy burning things down.

[tagartist]

faaaair i guess. my middle name's elizabeth. we're like. bonded now.

do you really only top

[cashe]

Well that would be a better association to the name.

Why? Interested in being the first?

1/???

[tagartist]

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[tagartist]

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[tagartist]

[ wait is she serious what's happening she almost never has anyone react this way ]

[tagartist]

[ FUCK SHE'S BEEN SILENT TOO LONG, THINK CHLOE

T H I N K

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[tagartist]

i mean i wouldn't say no

text ; un: deadeye

[almightythirst]

[ Oh man, so this thing is a goldmine. Jesse can't even decide where to start for a good long while. ]

Sugar mama huh? Now that's news to me.

[cashe]

[Oh shit...this thing. She'd forgotten about this... And McCree found it, because of course he is.]

You wishing you were young enough to qualify for the baby part?

[almightythirst]

[ It was only a matter of time before he dug it up. Plus it's late, it's weird outside, and he's bored. He'd gone looking, but hadn't actually expected to hit a jackpot. ]

Now that's downright hurtful. With that and the 'wrong side of the tracks' bit, I'm wounded. Really am.

[ She probably doesn't need to see his grin to know it's there. ]

[cashe]

[ Not her favorite kind of jackpot, but oh well, this beats being unable to sleep again.

And yes, she totally sees that smile. ]

I didn't write it. Deerington took a stab at you through me, and I kind of appreciate it.

I don't recall you wanting to join my side of the tracks. What is it you always say about rich girls?

[almightythirst]

I can't say I recall. What was it you always said about us farm boys?

[ There's no avoiding the fact that they're full-on flirting now, but at least there's the screen between them and deerlyBeloved to use as an excuse. Plausible deniability makes everything easier. ]

[cashe]

Something about you all being as uncultured as the swine you work with. Good for nothing but a roll in the hay.

[ She isn't sure that's actually what she's said, but she's going to go with it, because she's already laughing over the flirty banter that feels so familiar. ]

Oh right! You said rich girls weren't your type. But I don't recall you being so picky when you were a farm boy.

[almightythirst]

Is that what I said? Must be, since it's so sensible and all.

And any good farm boy will tell you that the hay is a terrible place to roll in. Itchy as all get-out. Call us uncultured, but we're smart

[cashe]

Well sweetheart, when talking about rolling in the hay, we ain't really discussing intelligence.

But I guess I wouldn't know, never rolled in the hay.

[almightythirst]

Naw, you just set places on fire apparently. That's never something I knew you were into. Learning a lot tonight.

[cashe]

What can I say? I like it hot.

And just what other facts are you adding to your mental library?