deerlyBeloved profile

[cashe]

deerlyBeloved: calamity Part biker chick, part cowgirl; this would be socialite tossed her trust fund to the side in order to get her hands dirty with the people from the wrong side of the tracks. It’s worked out for her though as this sugar mama seems to have a penchant for success in any situation she puts herself into. Sure to light a fire in the bedroom (and possibly the surrounding area), she’s likely to rock your world so long as you let her keep control. Like anything explosive, she should be handled with care, because there is more to this wild filly than just her hot temper and strong makeup game. But unless you are the unique individual that manages to reign her in, expect to wake up to an empty bed in the morning. Fair warning though, if you leave first, well...she’s got a giant weapon enhanced omnic to do her bidding and a flare for revenge.

( Elizabeth Caledonia Ashe | 39 | female | On Top )

Comments

[tagartist]

i mean that's
i'm totally not into
i wouldn't





yeah that sounds right

[cashe]

I can't even see your face and I know you're red as a tomato.
I'm giving you a hard time.

Much as I like you, I'm not going to be giving you the chance.

[tagartist]

[ Much as she was sure this was the case (and sober her will be relieved), she's drunk enough to still feel DISAPPOINTED AS FUCK. ]

yeah
i figured
that's usually how it goes on here

[cashe]

Don't take it personal. It's an honor that you are drunk texting me pick up lines.

[tagartist]

oh those totally weren't pick up lines
do you wanna hear some of my pick up lines
they're great

[cashe]

Sweetie, I'm surrounded by drunk men who take a pissing match literally as a way to decide who gets to talk to the new girl at the bar.

I've heard it all.

[tagartist]

maybe i'm unique

[cashe]

You are definitely that.

[tagartist]

you suuuuuure you don't wanna hear my best pick up lines

[cashe]

From a drunk you to a drunk me?
...sure. You go right ahead.

1/2

[tagartist]

okay here goes and be honest if you've heard this one

[tagartist]

you must be the square root of negative 1 because there is no way that you can be real

[ Nailed it. ]

[cashe]

Nope. That is definitely a new one for me. That one is far too intelligent for my boys.

[tagartist]

HAH! see i TOLD you i would be unique

[cashe]

And this is why I need more women around in my gang. Intelligence.

[tagartist]

lol true that, men are fuckin garbage

[cashe]

Hey now, I've collected a few good ones in my life. Stupid, but good. But you're right, most of them are shit.

[tagartist]

i've gotten to know a handful