HAHAHA im a natural baby face so i'll be looking like an infant well into my 30s even without nanites cant all be lucky like that i GUESS
my dynasty dies with me. not that the kaspbrak legacy was partcaruly staggering in its existence we're just a bunch of poles who came over on a boat but whatever yeah. i think richie does that a LOT too. i usually just tried to not get my moms attention but like she was always on me and most days if she looked too hard shed just put me into the hospital so discretion was key god knows i snuck out a LOT though to hang out with my friends and richie snuck into my room fuckin at least once a week sometimes more. he was an expert at getting up the side of my house & into my room. fuck he still does it here. & my momma hated ALL of my friends but richie maybe most of all she woulda had a hernia if she knew he was in my bed as much as he was lol this one time she almost caught us and he nearly broke his head open trying to get under my bed in time it was fuckin horrifying
(Eddie............does not think of how any of this might actually sound. But he never seems to. So. Unsurprising. Sometimes he just was transparent without realizing it.)
i guess we all gotta trade off. some of us gotta cut under the radar while others of us have to break it wahts some of the shit you did? let me live vicariously through you getting to have fun with it
I do burn down a lot of things. We could have a bonfire with calendars for kindling if you want. Burn October metaphorically.
It's the white hair that makes me look older. And don't you know it's rude to ask a lady her age. Do I have to smack some manners into you?
Probably a good thing, don't need to give your mama any grandchildren to ruin. Your Mama sounds like a quack. Mine was the opposite, I had to be near death to be considered. When I was real little, she had some garden party, and forgot that you have to reapply sunscreen. I got one nasty bout of sun poisoning and she still complained about leaving the party to get me medical attention while asking a child why she didn't just stay in the shade. Well ain't that adorable. Glad to see you get to carry over the better traditions from home, with no mama around to tell you otherwise. It'll give you a good chance to explore that friendship. And glad to hear it didn't stop you. Sometimes you gotta stand up in the little ways.
It's more what didn't I do. Let's see. I knew real well how to balance their books, so I used to go into their documents and slip in breadcrumbs to made up fraudulent charges. I also used to donate millions to charities that they hated. Oh. Also, we had this wine cellar and one thing rich people love to brag about knowing is their wine and let me say a 50000 dollar bottle of wine does not necessarily taste better than a 20 dollar bottle. So a friend of mine and I would sneak to open the bottles before a party and pour out the expensive wine for the cheap wine. Then we'd hide out and watch as the rich idiots talked about how fine the wine was while drinking glasses of wine that cost about 10 grand a piece ourselves.
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HAHAHA
im a natural baby face so i'll be looking like an infant well into my 30s
even without nanites
cant all be lucky like that i GUESS
my dynasty dies with me. not that the kaspbrak legacy was partcaruly staggering in its existence
we're just a bunch of poles who came over on a boat but whatever
yeah. i think richie does that a LOT too.
i usually just tried to not get my moms attention but like
she was always on me and most days if she looked too hard shed just put me into the hospital so discretion was key
god knows i snuck out a LOT though to hang out with my friends
and richie snuck into my room fuckin at least once a week sometimes more. he was an expert at getting up the side of my house & into my room. fuck he still does it here. & my momma hated ALL of my friends but richie maybe most of all she woulda had a hernia if she knew he was in my bed as much as he was lol
this one time she almost caught us and he nearly broke his head open trying to get under my bed in time it was fuckin horrifying
(Eddie............does not think of how any of this might actually sound. But he never seems to. So. Unsurprising. Sometimes he just was transparent without realizing it.)
i guess we all gotta trade off. some of us gotta cut under the radar while others of us have to break it
wahts some of the shit you did? let me live vicariously through you getting to have fun with it
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It's the white hair that makes me look older.
And don't you know it's rude to ask a lady her age. Do I have to smack some manners into you?
Probably a good thing, don't need to give your mama any grandchildren to ruin.
Your Mama sounds like a quack. Mine was the opposite, I had to be near death to be considered. When I was real little, she had some garden party, and forgot that you have to reapply sunscreen. I got one nasty bout of sun poisoning and she still complained about leaving the party to get me medical attention while asking a child why she didn't just stay in the shade.
Well ain't that adorable. Glad to see you get to carry over the better traditions from home, with no mama around to tell you otherwise. It'll give you a good chance to explore that friendship. And glad to hear it didn't stop you. Sometimes you gotta stand up in the little ways.
It's more what didn't I do. Let's see. I knew real well how to balance their books, so I used to go into their documents and slip in breadcrumbs to made up fraudulent charges. I also used to donate millions to charities that they hated. Oh. Also, we had this wine cellar and one thing rich people love to brag about knowing is their wine and let me say a 50000 dollar bottle of wine does not necessarily taste better than a 20 dollar bottle. So a friend of mine and I would sneak to open the bottles before a party and pour out the expensive wine for the cheap wine. Then we'd hide out and watch as the rich idiots talked about how fine the wine was while drinking glasses of wine that cost about 10 grand a piece ourselves.