Heard from out mutual friend Vira-Lorr that you're the best source in town for weapons meant to take on the ghoulies and ghosties and long leggedy beasties around here. You got the necessary for a fella who dropped in armed only with a Webley and his dashing good looks?
[ Bless Vira-Lorr, she brings in so much good business. ]
Well, if you got good looks you're already off to a good start. But since winning smiles are lost on these folks, you have absolutely come to the right place. I can get you everything from a simple Smith and Wessen pistol to your own personal arsenal.
Kind of was afraid of that, but we'll say I've plenty experience dealing with creatures of the aliens from another planet type who don't always appreciate my aesthetics. Magic as most people understand it, on the other hand, is a bit outside my usual wheelhouse. But I'm ready and willing to adapt and improvise in order to survive this crazy place. Any chance you could help me find a sword of smiting things that go bump in the night, maybe a suit of armor? or am I reaching too high too soon?
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Well, if you got good looks you're already off to a good start. But since winning smiles are lost on these folks, you have absolutely come to the right place. I can get you everything from a simple Smith and Wessen pistol to your own personal arsenal.
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